Tag Archives: SockMonkey

The Sock Care System


If elected Premier, I promise to ensure that no sock will be refused the care it requires. Socks that need darning will get the darning they deserve. Waiting times in darning centres will be reduced. We will build the infrastructure necessary so that all will be darned! I promise to […]

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Campaign Launch


The time has come for someone to put a sock in the holes that seem to be leaking money out of Alberta. I know that I am the sock monkey that can do this for all Albertans! Support me in my campaign to overthrow the barefoot anarchists that are stealing […]

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